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Warning: May Spontaneously Combust in Direct Sunlight!

Twilight sparkle? Not tonight, darling. This 100% cotton tee isn't for those who tan easily, if you know what I mean. It's for the sun-sensitive souls who lurk in the shadows, the ones whose thirst extends far beyond margaritas.

Featuring a sizzling hottie (literally) and the tongue-in-cheek warning "May spontaneously combust in direct sunlight," this horror shirt is the perfect way for any vampire wannabe to warn the world of their delicate (yet undeniably fierce) nature.

Available in a variety of sizes, this custom tee is the perfect way to embrace your inner darkness (and avoid a nasty sunburn). So, grab yours before the sun sets... or before you spontaneously combust.

Shop this unique horror apparel now and join the shadows in style! Perfect garb for basking in the cool embrace of night.

Hurry, before the sun rises!

P.S. Sunlight not included (and definitely not recommended).

Shirt Specs:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

May Spontaneously Combust in Direct Sunlight - Cotton Tee

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