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Today's Forecast: Cloudy with a Chance of Homicide (On This Badass Tee)

Feeling stabby? Slip on this pitch-black tee featuring a psycho sporting a grin that could curdle milk and the chilling pronouncement: "It's a wonderful day... for a homicide."

More than just a fashion statement, it's a dark humor manifesto:

  • 100% cotton comfort: Soft enough for everyday wear, durable enough to withstand the occasional blood splatter (hypothetically speaking, of course).
  • Blacker than your soul: The perfect canvas for showcasing your morbid wit and questionable life choices.
  • Psycho-approved design: Our resident psychopath personally selected this grin, guaranteeing its maximum creep factor.
  • Conversation starter (or ender): Prepare for bewildered stares, nervous chuckles, and maybe even a high five from a fellow dark humor enthusiast.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may not actually grant you the urge to commit homicide. But hey, it can't hurt, right? (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any homicidal urges, real or imagined. Please wear responsibly.)

P.S. This shirt pairs perfectly with a rusty cleaver and a maniacal laugh (sold separately).

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

It's a Wonderful Day... For a Homicide! Classic Cotton Tee - Male

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