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Sunshine? Nah, Darling, Today's Forecast is Homicide Chic.

Unleash your inner femme fatale with this raven-black tee featuring a psycho whose grin could charm the fangs off a vampire. Forget floral prints and pastel palettes, this is for the ladies who embrace the darker side where humor meets homicide and irony winks at existential dread.

Think less "basic b*tch" and more "black widow with a killer sense of style." This shirt isn't about inciting mayhem (although, who knows what retail therapy might inspire, right?). It's about owning your dark side with a dash of wit and a sprinkle of macabre.

Made from 100% cotton so soft, you'll almost forget you're the potential star of your next "accidental" true crime podcast.

Ready to embrace your inner darkness, darling? Grab this killer tee and show the world you appreciate a good laugh, even if it comes with a side of shivers.

P.S. We're not responsible for any suspicious activity that might occur while wearing this shirt. Just sayin'. But hey, if you do find yourself drawn to dark alleys and sharp objects, maybe consider therapy... or at least a really good alibi.

Bonus Tip: Pair this tee with a leather jacket, ripped jeans, and killer heels for a look that says "don't mess with me, unless you have excellent taste in dark humor." (Disclaimer: We still don't condone actual homicide. Please be nice.)

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

It's a Wonderful Day for a Homicide! Classic Cotton Tee

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