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Party With the Departed in Style with the "I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Living" Cotton Tee.

Tired of small talk and the drama of the living? Trade awkward encounters for spooktacular conversations with this groovy 70's vibe tee featuring a woman living her best life amidst a crowd of friendly ghosts!

Forget FOMO, embrace FO-DEAD! This sassy slogan and retro design perfectly capture the essence of preferring the company of the dearly departed over the dearly annoying.

Made from 100% cotton, this tee is as comfy as a spectral cuddle and as cool as a haunted house party. Perfect for channeling your inner Wednesday Addams or simply making a statement that says, "Living people? Nah, I'm good."

So, ditch the small talk and join the afterlife-loving crew! Grab this unique horror tee and show the world you'd rather boogie with the dead than deal with the drama of the living.

P.S. We can't guarantee you'll actually become friends with ghosts, but hey, at least you'll look awesome while trying.

Bonus Tip: Pair this tee with bell bottoms, platform shoes, and a mischievous glint in your eye for the ultimate "don't bother me, I'm talking to spirits" look. (Disclaimer: We don't condone actual necromancy. Please be nice to the living... sometimes.)

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Living - Cotton Tee

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