Murder on the Mind, But Fashion on Point: "I'm Feeling a Little... Murderous Today" Cotton Tee.

Ever have one of those days where sunshine just feels... wrong? Like maybe a good bloodbath would be more your speed? Don't worry, darling, we've all been there. Express your inner homicidal fashionista with this pitch-black tee featuring a psycho whose grin could curdle milk at fifty paces.

This is for those who appreciate the darker side of the closet, where irony hangs out with existential dread and a good pair of ripped jeans completes the ensemble. (We don't condone actual homicide, just sayin'.)

Made from 100% cotton so soft, you'll almost forget you're the potential star of your next "accidental" true crime documentary. But hey, even Hannibal Lecter had good taste (minus the whole, you know, cannibalism thing).

So, are you ready to embrace your inner darkness with a dash of dark humor? Grab this killer tee and show the world you appreciate a good laugh, even if it comes with a side of shivers.

P.S. We're not responsible for any suspicious activity you might engage in while wearing this shirt. Just sayin'. But if you do find yourself inexplicably drawn to sharp objects and dark alleyways, we suggest seeking professional help... or at least a really good alibi.

Bonus Tip: Pair this tee with ripped jeans, combat boots, and a mischievous glint in your eye for the ultimate "don't mess with me" look. (Disclaimer: We still don't condone actual homicide. Please be nice.)

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!