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Case File: CEREAL CODE RED - "I'm a Cereal Killer" 100% Cotton Tee

Attention all fashion detectives: We have a cold case that needs cracking... or at least wearing. Introducing the "I'm a Cereal Killer" tee, a chilling testament to a breakfast gone horribly wrong.

The Evidence:

  • Victim: One (1) innocent bowl of cereal, brutally mutilated with a spoon.
  • Suspect: A young male exhibiting signs of extreme hunger and questionable breakfast choices. Blood spatter suggests a messy affair.
  • Weapon: Most likely a spoon, though blunt force trauma from a rogue Cheerio cannot be ruled out.
  • Motive: Unknown. Hunger? A twisted sense of humor? The world may never know.


The Verdict:
This cotton tee screams "psychopath" louder than a bowl of Fruit Loops underfoot. It's the perfect statement piece for those who like their mornings a little murderous and their wardrobes a lot dark.

So, are you ready to confess your love for dark humor (and possibly a restraining order from Kellogg's)? Grab this killer tee and show the world your breakfast preferences are a little... unorthodox.

P.S. We're not responsible for any sudden cravings for raw cookie dough or insatiable urges to chase pigeons with a spork. Just sayin'.

Bonus Tip: Pair this tee with ripped jeans, combat boots, and a bowl of (uneaten) cereal for the ultimate "don't mess with me at breakfast" look. (Disclaimer: We still don't condone actual cereal homicide. Please be nice to your breakfast.)

Shirt Specs:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

I'm A Cereal Killer - Cotton Tee

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