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Skulls & Blooms Men's Swimshorts That Bite Back (In a Good Way).

These ain't your grandma's floral trunks. Ditch the boring buds and embrace the bone-afide badassery of our Skulls & Blooms swimshorts.

Picture this: Black sand beaches, sun-kissed skulls grinning from your shorts, and vibrant red & white flowers blooming like defiance against the darkness. You're the ultimate summer ghoul, ready to conquer the waves (or at least the snack bar line).

But wait, there's more:

  • Eco-conscious bones: Made with recycled materials, these trunks are good for the planet and even better for your bad boy image.
  • Quick-drying magic: No more soggy spookiness. These bad boys dry faster than a vampire in daylight, leaving you fresh and ready for more beachside mayhem.
  • Pockets galore: Stash your loot (sunglasses, phone, maybe even a tiny skull flask?) in the multiple pockets – these trunks ain't afraid to carry the weight of your summer fun.
  • Silky smooth comfort: Inside, a luxurious anti-chafe liner ensures you're comfortable all day, even if your adventures get a little...boney.

So ditch the boring, embrace the macabre, and show off your summer swagger in these Skull & Blooms boardshorts. The beach awaits, and it's craving a little magic.

P.S. Don't forget to grab the matching women's bikini for some truly terrifyingly cute couple goals!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Skulls'N'Blooms - Men's Swim Shorts

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