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Forget vintage grapes, tonight uncork oblivion with some Toxic Waste!

 

This ain't your grandma's crystal... No, this 15oz stemless wine glass is a goblet of chaos, a siren song to metamorphosis. Let the emerald ooze swirl within, a viscous promise of hideous evolution.

Gaze into its depths, and witness the whispers of forbidden labs, of genetic monstrosities birthed from chemical nightmares. Feel the phantom tingle of tendrils sprouting, scales erupting, your very form yearning to rewrite itself. With each sip, the line between man and mutant blurs, reality warps like taffy in a child's grip.

This isn't intoxication, it's transfiguration. A chance to rewrite your own code, to shed the shackles of mortality and dance on the precipice of the grotesque. But be warned, darling, the price is steep. Every gulp echoes with the screams of failed experiments, the gnashing of chitinous limbs in the dark. Are you brave enough to embrace the beautiful horror within?

Fill your "Toxic Waste" goblet, raise it to the moon, and let the metamorphosis begin. Remember, evolution isn't always pretty, but it's always unforgettable.

 

Hand wash only, with bleach. You wouldn't want to invite unwanted mutations now, would you?


Glass Specs:
• Glass material
• Simple and sleek design
• Volume: 15 oz (443 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe, Hand Wash Only

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

"Toxic Waste" - Stemless wine glass

C$32.00Price
Sales Tax Included
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