A Mug for the eternally sleep-deprived and undead foe.

Mortals may crave their slumber, but for us creatures of the night, true bliss lies in the forbidden nectar – coffee. This 15oz ceramic goblet cradles a potion far more potent than any sheep-counting ritual – a dark elixir that fuels our eternal dance with the shadows - COFFEE!

This mug is a gothic decree etched in bold text, a battle cry against the tyranny of sunrises and the siren song of snoozing. It whispers tales of pre-dawn prowls, silk sheets clinging to sleep-warmed skin, and a thirst for caffeine that rivals any yearning for vintage blood…. making this 15oz mug a perfect addition of horror merch to The Horror Market collection of Print on Demand products by Blair Mueller Art.

Beware, early birds, this is no mere cup. It's a portal to a world where shadows writhe and dreams linger, fueled by the forbidden nectar of the bean.

Features to Fang Over:
15oz of pure, caffeinated darkness
Glossy finish, as smooth as a moonlit crypt wall
Graphic of a vampire unleashing a bloodcurdling scream – living the undead dream
Bold text: "Sleep is for the Living" – a message to the living (and the undead)
This is a hand-wash only relic, a moonlit ritual that keeps the harsh, sunlit rays of the dishwasher at bay.

So, raise your mug and savor the darkness. After all, in this world, coffee is the true lifeblood of the eternally awake! 

Grab your horror mug today!!

Disclaimer: Sunlight exposure may cause spontaneous hissing and garlic aversion. Use responsibly.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!