Brew Up a Spellbinding Morning with this Bewitching Mug: "This is just my Resting Witch Face".
Forget pumpkin spice lattes and unicorn sprinkles, this 15oz obsidian cup holds a potion far more potent – coffee fueled by moonlight and brewed with a dash of stardust. Its surface, as smooth as a polished raven's feather, reflects your morning mugshot in a darkly delightful dance with the graphic – a wise witch standing over a cauldron, stirring up swirling mists and sending sparks like fireflies into the night.
Forget sugar cubes and latte art – "This is just my Resting Witch Face," proclaims the bold text, a wry warning to any mortals who dare disturb your pre-caffeine rituals. This mug whispers tales of moonlit grimoires and a thirst for java that rivals any yearning for a rare herb.
Features to Bewitch You:
- 15oz of pure, caffeinated enchantment
- Glossy finish, as smooth as a well-polished broomstick
- Graphic of a vintage witch brewing a mysterious potion – living the spellbinding life
- Bold text: "This is just my Resting Witch Face" – a message to those who dare look upon your face.
- Hand-wash only – for a touch of mystic charm and ritualistic cleansing
Beware, early birds, this is no mere chalice! It's a portal to a world where shadows writhe and whispers carry on the wind, fueled by the forbidden chanting of the coffee bean. Raise your mug, let the steam curl around your fingers, and savor the darkness. This 15oz Mug is a perfect addition of horror merch to The Horror Market collection of Print on Demand products by Blair Mueller Art.
Unleash your inner witch. Grab your horror mug today!
Disclaimer: Familiars not included, but a purring cat or a wise old raven make delightful brewing companions. And remember, sunlight exposure may cause spontaneous eye-rolls and a heightened need for shade. Use responsibly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!