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Arise from Your Cryptic Casket, and drink from this chalice of darkness.

Forget plasma, moonlight, or vintage wine – this 15oz horror mug from the black abyss holds a true elixir for the undead soul: coffee. But fear not, human thralls, for this ceramic chalice won't drain your veins, only your slumber. Its glossy surface, smooth as a bat's wing, reflects your morning mug in a darkly delightful dance with the graphic of a vampire lounging in their coffin, forever young and eternally caffeinated.

"My Blood Type is... Coffee," proclaims the bold text, a message to the world that your mornings require a jolt darker than a moonless night. A great addition of horror merch to The Horror Market collection by Blair Mueller Art.

Features to Swoon Over:

  • 15oz of pure, caffeinated darkness
  • Glossy finish, as smooth as a vampire's seductive tongue
  • Hand-wash only – for a touch of gothic charm and ritualistic cleansing.
  • Though this mug cradles the elixir of eternal life, it harbors a secret vulnerability. The hot jets of the dishwasher, like the unforgiving rays of the sun at dawn, threaten to strip its glossy darkness and shatter its porcelain heart. The microwave, a fiery inferno of modern sorcery, would surely turn its liquid lifeblood to ash. So do not place this mug in the dishwasher or the microwave! It’s not safe.

Beware, mortal, this is no mere cup. It's a portal to a world where shadows dance and dreams take flight, fueled by the forbidden brew. So raise your mug, let the steam curl around your fangs, and savor the darkness. After all, in this life (and the next), coffee is the true lifeblood of the undead
Grab your horror mug today!

P.S. Bats not included, but highly encouraged companions for your coffee rituals.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

My Blood Type is... Coffee! 15oz Mug

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