Embrace the Shadows with this Nocturnal Mug!
Sunrises? No, thanks. This 15oz Mug cradles a potion far more potent than dawn's pale light – coffee. Darker than a crypt at midnight, its glossy surface reflects your morning mugshot in a darkly delightful dance with the graphic – a brooding vampire basking in the light from a full moon, eyes narrowed against the darkness of night.
"I'm NOT a Morning Person," proclaims the bold text, a gothic decree that chills the air like a pre-dawn mist. This mug whispers tales of silken sheets clinging to sleep-warmed skin, fangs bared at the mere suggestion of daylight, and a thirst for caffeine that rivals any yearning for vintage O-negative.
Forget breakfast nooks and latte-sipping mortals – this 15oz Mug is a perfect addition of horror merch to The Horror Market collection of Print on Demand products by Blair Mueller Art.
Features to Bite Into:
- 15oz of pure, caffeinated darkness
- Glossy finish, as smooth as a moonlit crypt wall
- Graphic of a brooding vampire basking under a full moon – living the eternal dream
- Bold text: "I'm NOT a Morning Person" – a message to the living (and the undead)
- Hand-wash only – for a touch of gothic charm and ritualistic cleansing. This vessel of darkness is also NOT dishwasher or microwave approved.
So, raise your mug, let the steam curl around your fangs, and savor the darkness. After all, in this world, coffee is the true elixir of the undead, the potion that awakens our inner shadows and sends us stalking (okay, grumbling) into the day.
Unleash your inner vampire. This 15oz Mug is a perfect addition of horror merch to The Horror Market collection of Print on Demand products by Blair Mueller Art. Grab your horror mug today!
Disclaimer: Bat wings not included, but highly encouraged companions for your coffee rituals. And remember, sunlight exposure may cause spontaneous hissing and garlic aversion. Use responsibly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!