Unleash the Beast Within: A Mug for Monsters with Monstrous Mornings
Forget rainbows and sunshine, this 15oz Mug of ceramic holds a truth darker than a moonless swamp. It's a portal to the primal hunger that lurks within every monster, a hunger only satiated by the forbidden nectar of the gods: coffee. This is a chalice for the creatures of the night, is an excellent addition to The Horror Market collection of Print on Demand products by Blair Mueller Art.
Meet your new morning mirror: a grotesque fiend sprawled across the glossy black surface, slurping down its own caffeinated hellfire making the declaration: "I'm a Monster without my coffee" – a warning to the living (and the undead).
This ain't no mass-produced monstrosity like your grandma's floral mug. This is a statement piece, with these features that will make your tentacles quiver:
- 15oz of pure, monstrous caffeine
- Glossy black finish, as smooth as a freshly-slimed dungeon wall
- Hand-wash only – for a touch of primal charm and ritualistic cleansing
Hand-washing is the only ritual worthy of this beastly mug. Forget the dishwasher's sterile cleansing – let the coffee stains linger like battle scars, a testament to your daily struggle against the mundane. Microwave? Don't be ridiculous! That's for the sun-worshippers and the garlic-breath breathers. This mug, like its owner, prefers a bit of darkness. (Translation: NOT dishwasher or microwave safe!)
Unleash the beast within. Grab your horror mug today!
Warning: May cause accidental fire-breathing with excitement. Handle with caution… and a flame-retardant napkin.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!