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Rise and Grind with this Brain Dead Coffee Mug!

This isn't your average 15oz mug. It's a statement piece, a declaration that even the shambling hordes crave a good cup o' joe… no, not your neighbour, Joe.

Freshly excavated from the graveyard, this horror mug features:

  • Crafted from ceramic with a sleek, glossy, black finish, this mug is as smooth as a freshly dug up coffin nail. Perfect for reflecting your decaying charm, like a swamp at sunrise.
  • 15oz of capacity, enough to hold the lifeblood of the living (or, you know, a decent cup of joe).
  • But beware, fellow flesh-eaters! This undead masterpiece is not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only, lest you unleash a ceramic apocalypse on your kitchen.

This mug is the perfect companion for:
- The post-apocalyptic morning ritual: Show the world you're still kickin'... even if your leg is falling off!
- Late-night graveyard shifts: Nothing like a good cuppa to keep you awake and alert for any stray brainiacs.
- Zombie movie marathons: Fuel your screams and snickers with caffeinated undead cheer.

So, fellow shufflers, grab your mugs and raise a toast (or, a moan). Let the world know you're not just a mindless horde – you're a caffeinated one. This mug is an excellent addition of horror merch to The Horror Market collection by Blair Mueller Art.!

Warning: May cause uncontrollable cravings for brains (not included).

Order your Brain Dead Horror Mug today and embrace the sweet, sweet nectar of undeath!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Brain Dead, Need Coffee! 15oz Mug

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